10 Most Bizarre Things Ever Confiscated By Airport Security.

There were times i got confiscated for things in my bag, questionable ones according to the airport security. They Confiscated my lotion, too big for one thing and my nail clippers. I mean they are only capable of my nails not your neck officer. But these are not even a inch closer or relatable to the things you are going to see below.

1. It’s just my lipstick.

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In Burlington, Vermont a lipstick stun gun was confiscated. Does it even look like a stun gun? Well, it’s too pinkish to be a lipstick.

2. No! Those are just my Nutella popsicles.

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In 2009, in New York, a man was stopped for chocolate heroin. I never knew it was a thing.

3. Just a big bag of a burrito.

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WTF! Someone cold-blooded murdered burrito? and genius enough to leave the weapon inside? In Santa Rosa, CA a knife was confiscated inside a burrito.

4. Chunks of grass for my garden.

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There were 81 pounds of marijuana confiscated in Oakland, CA. I seriously mean who are these genius people to carry 81 pounds of marijuana in a bag?!?!

5. No officer, it’s just dirt like my ex is.

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These two knives were found in a bag of dirt a passenger was carrying. No one knows why he had a bag of dirt.

6. Trust me, I am a paleontologist.

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Human skull fragments were discovered in a checked clay pot at Ft. Lauderdale. This must be the one whos crazy about fossils and can’t leave them alone. Another Ross Geller.

7. Never utter without my peanut butter.

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A girl tried to smuggle weed onto her plane in a jar of peanut butter. A classic daddy’s princess ha!

8. A pet lover has gone too scary and too crazy.

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In the Amsterdam airport, they confiscated 200 poisonous tarantulas hidden in a couple’s suitcase in 2012. They were not drunk or high, were they?

9. Stuffed cute little; oh it’s just a baby tiger.

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Officials discovered a sedated two-month-old tiger cub in a suitcase full of stuffed animal toys when it went through an X-ray scan at Bangkok International Airport.

10. For baseball practice.

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A mallet was also confiscated at the airport in Vermont. How did you pack it, Tiffany? Now look they know we are baseball fanatics.