10 Funny Marriage Tweets Waiting to Soothe Your Eyes

Here are some interesting and belly tickling tweets about marriage that nailed it this year. These are purely designed for your entertainment. I hope you have fun whilst relating to your marriage and crying inside. Haha

1. It’s the H2O really…

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Husband: I am a peeing machine!

Wife: Still not enough water, babe.

2. Bang on!

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I think he is sleeping in the living room tonight.

3. Way to go, Susan…

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It’s good to see your marriage progressing…

4. Don’t ask her. Don’t ask her. Don’t ask he-

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Cheese is good for the soul. It’s Holy!

5. She don’t care, hun

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Husband: *coughs rigorously while the wife is watching TV”

Wife: Not today, Lord of Death. Not today.

6. He is living his life to the fullest!

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I honestly would have laughed my ass off if my husband would have been this patient. In our case, He is Monica and he is stuck with a Chandler.

7. Pillow Talk…

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Pillows with cute intricate designs so that the dragons can sleep peacefully.

8. Hungry Mama

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You want to eat you gotta get up and get the food matey.

9. You Can’t do sh*t.

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Husband: *Breathes*

Wife: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!

10. Incy Vincy Spider…

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I already cringed by the idea of spiders guys.