10 Funny Marriage Tweets Waiting to Soothe Your Eyes
Here are some interesting and belly tickling tweets about marriage that nailed it this year. These are purely designed for your entertainment. I hope you have fun whilst relating to your marriage and crying inside. Haha
1. It’s the H2O really…
Husband: I am a peeing machine!
Wife: Still not enough water, babe.
2. Bang on!
I think he is sleeping in the living room tonight.
3. Way to go, Susan…
It’s good to see your marriage progressing…
4. Don’t ask her. Don’t ask her. Don’t ask he-
Cheese is good for the soul. It’s Holy!
5. She don’t care, hun
Husband: *coughs rigorously while the wife is watching TV”
Wife: Not today, Lord of Death. Not today.
6. He is living his life to the fullest!
I honestly would have laughed my ass off if my husband would have been this patient. In our case, He is Monica and he is stuck with a Chandler.
7. Pillow Talk…
Pillows with cute intricate designs so that the dragons can sleep peacefully.
8. Hungry Mama
You want to eat you gotta get up and get the food matey.
9. You Can’t do sh*t.
Wife: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
10. Incy Vincy Spider…
I already cringed by the idea of spiders guys.