We all have one dream of finding the one, that flawless drink that represents all that you stand for — the “shaken, not blended” martini to your James Bond. In any case, with new drink recipes being made each day, it’s difficult to tell whether you’re a Cosmopolitan or a Manhattan sort of personality. Getting drunk is a popular and near-worldwide pastime. So here are 12 delicious and inappropriate recipes that you can take on a few dates while you’re searching for the one. Warning: Don’t take these home to meet your parents.
1. Whipped cream vodka + root beer
Best damn root beer float ever.
2. UV Blue vodka + yellow Gatorade
It tastes like a gummy bear!
3. Fireball + cream soda
It tastes like a cinnamon roll.
4. Coke + beer
A match made in heaven. It’s a take on what we Colombians like to call ‘refajo’ and it’s seriously good. Click on the next page to continue.
5. Coconut rum + chocolate milk
6. Whipped cream vodka + OJ + Sprite
It tastes just like a creamsicle!
7. Coke + red wine
A glass, some ice, and about half wine/half coke. People will definitely judge after this.
8. Dr. Pepper + Fireball
One of the user calls it a Hobby Lobby because it tastes the way a craft store smells around Christmas — spicy and sweet. Click on the next page to see other bizarre combinations of drinks.
9. Apple cider + caramel vodka
For an easy fall drink!
10. Vanilla vodka + pineapple juice + grenadine
Tastes JUST like a pineapple upside down cake. Will change your life for the better.
11. Fireball + Arizona Mucho Mango
First of all, I’m sorry. Second of all, it was desperation. But Mucho Mango Arizona and Fireball are inexplicably a match made in broke college student heaven.
12. Jägermeister + root beer