12 Reasons Why Festivals Are Full Of Shit

Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?

Basically, Festivals are camping without any of the nice redeeming bits



Festivals are basically camping, but you get a drunk 19-year-old waking you up at 4 am by pissing on your tent.

They are kinda dirty


Festivals are full of actual dirt, but also of several thousand drunk humans and far too few toilet facilities.