12 Reasons Why Festivals Are Full Of Shit

Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?

Basically, Festivals are camping without any of the nice redeeming bits

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Festivals are basically camping, but you get a drunk 19-year-old waking you up at 4 am by pissing on your tent.

They are kinda dirty

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Festivals are full of actual dirt, but also of several thousand drunk humans and far too few toilet facilities.

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