12 Reasons Why Festivals Are Full Of Shit
Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?
You will meet someone who is intolerable
Who will teells you he’s a shaman whilst wearing an outfit entirely made out of hemp.
The food is overpiced
It’ll also be some sort of travesty labeled as a “fusion”, like haggis curry in a burrito. It’ll also cost about the same as a return flight to Frankfurt.