12 Reasons Why Festivals Are Full Of Shit

Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?

You will meet someone who is intolerable


Who will teells you he’s a shaman whilst wearing an outfit entirely made out of hemp.

The food is overpiced


It’ll also be some sort of travesty labeled as a “fusion”, like haggis curry in a burrito. It’ll also cost about the same as a return flight to Frankfurt.