12 Reasons Why Festivals Are Full Of Shit

Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?

You will meet someone who is intolerable

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Who will teells you he’s a shaman whilst wearing an outfit entirely made out of hemp.

The food is overpiced

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It’ll also be some sort of travesty labeled as a “fusion”, like haggis curry in a burrito. It’ll also cost about the same as a return flight to Frankfurt.

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