12 Things You Can Say During Sex And During Funerals.
1. Were you? *wink wink*
Were you extremely close? I rather have no comment on your comfiness.
2. There were multiple “strokes”…
…but the second one… Damn the second one.
3. SUGAR, Spice, and everything Nice!
Well, Daddy should have come.
4. Including YOU!
She was a very gentle woman…
It seems impossible to take it in.
I am sure you cannot wait to eat it.
7. Nudge. Nudge. Nud-
I thought he would last longer.
Her climax must’ve satisfied her.
9. Be Patient.
You will be calm and have a good night’s sleep. Just give it some time.
10. Thank you, Vicar.
It was pleasurable and satisfying. I am so grateful to you.
I have never seen anything as big as this!
12. Happy Puppy.
He can understand and feel what you are going through.