12 Things You Can Say During Sex And During Funerals.

1. Were you? *wink wink*

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Were you extremely close? I rather have no comment on your comfiness.

2. There were multiple “strokes”…

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…but the second one… Damn the second one.

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3. SUGAR, Spice, and everything Nice!

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Well, Daddy should have come.

4. Including YOU!

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She was a very gentle woman…

5. Whoops.

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It seems impossible to take it in.

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6. Um…

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I am sure you cannot wait to eat it.

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7. Nudge. Nudge. Nud-

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I thought he would last longer.

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8. BURN!

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Her climax must’ve satisfied her.

9. Be Patient.

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You will be calm and have a good night’s sleep. Just give it some time.

10. Thank you, Vicar.

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It was pleasurable and satisfying. I am so grateful to you.

11. Woah!

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I have never seen anything as big as this!

12. Happy Puppy.

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He can understand and feel what you are going through.