14 Sarcastic Texts From People That Are Truly Hilarious!!
Sarcasm is like quick wit without trying to hurt. When it comes to text messages we all have the savage instinct inside us to reply the text like a badass! Scroll down to read some great texts.
Well, That Was Pretty Straight!
When offering a job it is always good, although the salary is what usually manages to suck!
Mandragora screamed and cried so loud that all of the students summoned along with the teachers! Also, Prof Dumbledore had to get her back in! Now, that is some kind of admirable strength!
Well, you could have said no and ended the conversation. Although I do understand the point behind trying to make a point!
Not In This Life Bro!
Well, a good mood is reserved for people who deserve it!
Does your man also bother you with his problems? Share this screenshot with him. This will essentially work out!
Well, if anything he better read it sooner because living outside without money is not gonna get any easier.
Yes! The Only Good Position!
Always! That is absolute truth. No matter whatever position I am in, good food is always the basic need.
Good sleep and good food I don’t think there is anything else which can achieve another level of utmost peace!
The Only True Spirit Animal In Existence!
Well, honestly I do not feel any different. However, do you not feel that it should be declared as spirit animal officially!
Yep! It’s Just What I Needed
Why break up with you and fight someone as similar to you? I mean I am not out of my mind!
That Could Be A Compliment?
Well technically stars are still there, but it is just that you cannot see them!
I would not want to hear that! Also, how did you manage to get through that insult!
Was It Supposed To Be Remembered?
If it were me, I would have stepped up and said “NO”.
There Is No Such Diet Susan!
Forgot to restore the fridge! So Oranges are healthy and cheese is tasty, so put your hands together!