You can’t fit in everywhere!
If I remember correctly you have to use your toes on the spiral and walk slowly in a 360 to spin to get out of this!
When you ignore the foul taste of morning tea!
I saw this on Reddit and the guy who witnessed a horrible morning said that he’s safe!
This Chinese guy cuts his own fingers due to snake bite, the doctor says that it wasn’t needed
That’s a hell of an overreaction! I hope it’s not his left hand and if it is, he can’t never the wedding ring!
Suck to be you, Tom!
It must have been a bad day for the journalist and of course Tom! Well, if you see that Tom “asked” journalist to remain anonymous, he didn’t request!
Face of shame
He got hacked, I pity him and watching porn for first time. Hmmm.
Use Mac Cheesegrater!
You bought yourself a Mac CPU that looks like a Cheesegrater for free!
I hope the manager didn’t accept his resignation letter!
“I dunno Mom, it came with the frame”
Accidentally leaving the mirror near the window
Another fear to add to the list of things I may have forgotten to check before leaving the house.
Did you win the game?
This so embarrassing people are weeping and all you hear from my phone is “yaaaaaaaa”
He wrote that on the screen and the screen froze!
FULL STORY: “I signed a “funny” signature, and then the computer froze and I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn’t Poop Mouth and no, I don’t know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die”
Pen exploded into the mouth!
The Redditor post reads: “My pen exploded in my mouth. I have a senior speech for the marching band today.” Lesson learned!
Not using sunscreen!
Always use a Sunscreen!
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.
Not everything is chocolate!
The poor kid learned about artificial tanning!
While drunk 13 years ago I let someone take a leather punch to my ear. Turns out it’s impossible to close up cartilage
That’s an earpod storage pal!