15 Strange Scottish Quirks That Make Americans Say “What The F**k?”

"Tonight I ordered a cheeseburger and a burger filled with cheese deep-fried in batter arrived. What is Scotland?"

“Tonight I ordered a cheeseburger and a burger filled with cheese deep-fried in batter arrived. What is Scotland?”

1. Well-fired rolls.

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Americans don’t know the crunchy delight they’re missing. All they have are bagels, hot dog buns, and soft, pale sub rolls that look like flaccid bread¬†people.

2. Fancy-dress stag dos.

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Most Ryanair flights from Scotland to Ibiza or Magaluf are 90% Super Marios.

3. Irn-Bru.

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First of all, it’s not “soda”, it’s “juice”. Secondly: please don’t throw shade at Irn-Bru when your country invented root beer, aka fizzy Germolene.