Somebody Get Me Out Of Here
When your human has been carrying you around as a chick-magnet but hasn’t scored at all, and all you can think of is sleeping in the bed.
This lady just wanted to get some cute spring pictures with her pup. He definitely had other ideas about how his day was going to play out.
” I miss that lush green grass so much! Put me down at once lady”
“Oh Dear, Here He Goes Again!”
Guess who is going to hear the human complain about the hangover and the back pain…
“Who Will Make Up For My Tarnished Reputation?”
This is me every single time when I decide to get a haircut.
“Did You Just Wake Me Up To Do A Peak A Boo?”
Charlie for sure is thinking something on these lines “Do this one more time and you’ll see your pillow torn into pieces”
Ha Ha, I Am A Martini How Cute…
He’s pretty much given up on life at this point. His humiliation can’t get any worse.
“I Shall Pay Back The Revenge”
“Oh you want to give me a bath, just wait and see where I go right after! My paws shall stay muddy forever”
This is the classic freshman in high school on his first day scenario. Mom is just a little too possessive.
“Oh God Mom! Why did you have to do this? I am an adult now… ”
“I Did Not Expect This From You Human!”
“You realize that people will be able to see this when they come over….you realize that right?”
“Ohh Look Who’s Back”
“Are you done partying out and leaving me alone in the house for centuries?”
“Ohh Sweetie You Gotta Share That Delicious Looking Thing!”
“Dude. Gross. That food is now covered in hundreds of germs. Sweet, delicious germs.”
“What? You Want Me To Bark And Go Crazy?”
When you take their new favorite toy away from them: a sock.
Hey, Human, I look Snoop Dog Look!
When you complain it’s hot outside in the summer. Try going for a walk wearing a fur coat.
When you call it a tennis ball instead of a fetch ball. Pffftt.
“Why would you take one of my fetch balls?”
When you start packing your bags to go away on vacation.
“Here they go again, I shall sneak myself in the bag… Don’t go without me guys I need a vacation too!”
When you get up from the couch while they are napping, disturbing their slumber.
“I better be able to get back to my dream of playing fetch ball in the park with sally, Because if I don’t…”