17 Absolutely Ridiculous Travel Complaints That’ll Blow Your Mind Away!!!

Everyone loves to travel, and some disappointments do hit, but here is a list of ridiculous complaints which will make you want to jump up your own ass and die!!!

Oh! Gee, I wonder why they didn’t tell you!

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Ironically these are the people who topped in their Spanish lectures! and I do feel really bad about the guy’s common sense!

How about we pull England closer?

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We’re sorry it took you nine hours! Maybe it’ll take much lesser time when you’ll return to your home planet!

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Height of dumbness!

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You don’t say! It is a funny coincidence that nobody told us that you were this dumb! Maybe the next time fishes will be in the air so as not to scare your kids!

If it helps, he was relaxing!

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Well, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, your husband has never been so relaxed in his entire life!

Well, I have nothing to say to you!

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I just want to know where these people come from, maybe the next time he’ll complain the same with a Gorilla!!

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Aw, poor baby!

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Well, what else bothered you? The water was wet? The wind was cold? Your brain was empty with no sense? Anything more?

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Sorry For Your Loss?!

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Sorry for offering “twin-bed” when asked you asked for it. We should have act like God when you asked for brains and he didn’t give you!

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The brochure doesn’t always say a lot!

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The brochure also stated NO MORONS ALLOWED. It is a shame that you missed that clause! It’s ok, maybe the next time we’ll be more specific!

Yes! that is what they meant!

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How many times should we repeat NO HAIRDRESSERS? Maybe the next time we’ll be more specific!

Umm… OK!

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Well, I don’t know how to talk to you1 Maybe the next time you’ll eat the soup and complain that the gravy was too thin and not strong!

Sorry For The Inconvenience!

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Sorry, Your Highness, we shouldn’t have made you wait, we do have some scientists lined up at our office to invent a brand new air-conditing atmosphere outdoors as well.

More fun? Sure!

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Remember the time when fun went wrong in the dictionary? This honestly is one of those moments!

Well, Ok!

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It is our duty to keep away from the customers who are too whiny about every little thing, it is our mistake!

Sorry Not Sorry!

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Well, maybe the next time we’ll serve that in your room! It also should be explained in your requirements that you need “proper biscuits near the hotel” to survive.

Concept Went Wrong!

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Your profile said you were beautiful! Oh My bad, maybe it was the make-up!

Do Not Disturb!

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Really woman? Were you high? Like really high?

How about a knife?

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A knife would work but it’s ok, we don’t expect your pea-sized brain to get so much hyped and stressed. The next time you book a trip write on your profile “egg-slicer” is a must!