20 Hilarious Texts From Babysitters Proving Kids Are Nightmares!
I found these texts and I was just laughing. Kids could be adorable but they are definitely a pin in the a**. If you are an experienced babysitter, I think you can relate to what is actually happening in these pictures.
1. Oh, Becca.
Her mouth is so wide an entire crocodile can fit through it.
2. Let’s bunny up!
He could just use those pants like a beanie on cold nights. He is smart!
3. What a cutie!
“Are you sleeping, Jonny?” would’ve been hilarious!!
His buttcheeks are really adorable to actually tell him the truth. Let him just be.
5. Go Daddy!!
Well, that doesn’t look good, I guess?
6. WTF WTF?
Piper piped it a little bit. Nice!!
6. Handsome, muffin.
If the grey chats are the mother, she is snobbish.
7. Well groomed Luca.
His girl is going to be a happy woman. Also, a sad one because her eye-brow pencil is going to run-out quickly.
8. Crap Bag, haha.
Yes, that just escalated very fast. Poopity poop poop.
How did she possibly manage to fit that thing through her nose? HOW?!
10. Angry bird.
Yes, she is pissed. Her nostrils are twice her size.
11. Surprise Surprise!
What did you possibly feed him for that blast to happen?
Well, he is a smart boy now isn’t he?
13. Mama’s boy.
Yes, ice-cream is very very very pretty.
14. E is E-Stud!
My concern is the mother asking if she used it right. Can we talk about that?
15. Feed the baby!
You shouldn’t have asked. The baby wants the food the baby gets the food!
16. Teddy Bears.
Safe s*x on the beach.
17. Okay, Michelle.
Yes, you need hazard pay.
18. Calm mama.
She is going to be a good therapist.
19. Lil Lil.
Lil’s smart. Be like Lil.
20. Yes, she lost it.
That is me as a babysitter. That’s my future. I am a little paranoid.