20 Hilarious Texts From Babysitters Proving Kids Are Nightmares!

I found these texts and I was just laughing. Kids could be adorable but they are definitely a pin in the a**. If you are an experienced babysitter, I think you can relate to what is actually happening in these pictures.

1. Oh, Becca.

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Her mouth is so wide an entire crocodile can fit through it.

2. Let’s bunny up!

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He could just use those pants like a beanie on cold nights. He is smart!

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3. What a cutie!

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“Are you sleeping, Jonny?” would’ve been hilarious!!

4. YAY!

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His buttcheeks are really adorable to actually tell him the truth. Let him just be.

5. Go Daddy!!

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Well, that doesn’t look good, I guess?

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6. WTF WTF?

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Piper piped it a little bit. Nice!!

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6. Handsome, muffin.

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If the grey chats are the mother, she is snobbish.

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7. Well groomed Luca.

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His girl is going to be a happy woman. Also, a sad one because her eye-brow pencil is going to run-out quickly.

8. Crap Bag, haha.

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Yes, that just escalated very fast. Poopity poop poop.

9. Legoooo.

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How did she possibly manage to fit that thing through her nose? HOW?!

10. Angry bird.

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Yes, she is pissed. Her nostrils are twice her size.

11. Surprise Surprise!

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What did you possibly feed him for that blast to happen?

12. Well…

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Well, he is a smart boy now isn’t he?

13. Mama’s boy.

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Yes, ice-cream is very very very pretty.

14. E is E-Stud!

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My concern is the mother asking if she used it right. Can we talk about that?

15. Feed the baby!

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You shouldn’t have asked. The baby wants the food the baby gets the food!

16. Teddy Bears.

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Safe s*x on the beach.

17. Okay, Michelle.

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Yes, you need hazard pay.

18. Calm mama.

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She is going to be a good therapist.

19. Lil Lil.

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Lil’s smart. Be like Lil.

20. Yes, she lost it.

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That is me as a babysitter. That’s my future. I am a little paranoid.