Funny Drunk Texts That Can Roll You Hard On The Floor!
Being Drunk can get you higher then the Cloud 9! Well, texting while getting drunk or being high can be dangerous or can also end up to hilarious texts! So discover the hilarious drunk texts by scrolling down...
One was drunk, other wasn’t!
Is it Tit for Tat? So should we broke up as the boyfriend cheated on us or swap the boyfriends? Suggest me, the best option!
Can you bite your Nose?
I am great that he didn’t use the knife and cut down his own nose! Well, I have a question, if the nose is off, he will be dead or Voldemort?
Dad, are you?
His daddy must have replied, “Yes, I’m Virgin. Your mother was f##ked by an Angel. Are you satisfied with my answer?”
Drinking gets you in another world!
The world seems to blur and fantastic! You don’t give a f##k of anything! You think that you got the power to do anything!
A small Lion!
I think he took drugs! The whole world color gets transcends into a color we want to see! I know this doesn’t make logic! But you can ask my friend.
My Gf is proud of me!
Behind the scenes, she was standing behind me and had told her friend to get physical with me. I know I’m smart.
Should I break up with her?
Umm, I think she just told to me as I was drunk. But what if she told everyone as she was drunk! I need to talk to my friends before I call her!
Well, I feel miserable about it! Should I buy him a new hamster or should buy some another animal that would not roll in the ball.
I’m glad I did it!
It’s the first time Justin Bieber helped me with his song! Just a modified version but I think it’s the better version!
Do you love Apple…?
Oh My God! Thank god I didn’t turn on the blender! Well, it would have been a disaster! Her wife would drown me in the Apple Juice river!