Most Hilarious Fortune Cookie Fails In The History Of Mankind!
Since ancient times, people have always been really obsessed about knowing their own fortune. Man is constantly in the process of changing his fortune from bad to good and from poor to rich. Fortune cookies have been satisfying such needs of humans to know their fortune, but have you ever come across such a fortune cookie whose fortune telling skills have blown the brains out of you?
‘Bear’ this in mind!
When you know that bear meat soon, then why not just take the easier way out to delay your own version of ‘The Revenant’.
Something you should be aware of!
When your fortune tells you the obvious truth, you have no choice but to accept it and I’m sure the lucky numbers are just bullshit methods of playing with your mind!
It gets really hard!
‘Flying is easy’!??? It’s easier said than done when you are just a stupid fortune cookie!
What o you do when you see major life problems crawling your way?
What’s the best thing to do when you can’t think of a solution? Isn’t it obvious? Do what man has been doing since the very first day of its existence, ‘run’!
What happens when one fortune cookie tells you to pick another fortune cookie? You immediately stop believing in this bullshit!
You think you are the one to die first!? Think again!
You don’t have to worry about being the first in line to die, witness the complete destruction of Australia and then follow what the 4th fortune cookie from the top of this article tells you!
When fortune doesn’t work in your favor!
When your life plays a sick joke on you!
Error: Fortune not found!
That is one smart cookie. Where am I supposed to input that command though? A keyboard cookie?