Hilarious Tweets By White People That Will Make You “Retweet” Each Of Them!

I'm not being racist. I just found the tweets and were posted by white people and are quite hilarious! So, let's look over the tweets and spread the smile by retweeting or sharing the article!

Hahaha!

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She’s going to be really disappointed when she f*cks the “third in command” and all of the other guys just high five him after.

Things will be easy now!

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Amazon is going to reduce the delivery time from two days to one day!

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True?

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One of the Redditor commented, “Can confirm my dogs named Mario and Jennifer. My kids are named spot and torgus.”

She doesn’t deserve you!

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He got served a double-dip cone of silence.

This is real!

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I read that as chromosome extension somehow and found it incredibly funny. I need more sleep. Well, the link is here

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Read it till the end!

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Not going to lie, he had us in the first half of the tweet!

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That doesn’t work!

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MY COMPANY: No not like that. We meant to do it on your own time.

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I scream!

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That second picture makes me so uncomfortable.

So say we all!

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There were lakhs of the petition to revamp the season but when it comes to country nobody talks about it!

Crying in the corner!

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Well, it was so humiliating!

So true!

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Sounds cruel but it’s honest tweet!

I know the reason now!

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Tried and tested by millions and of course, we look for items purchased together!

OOF Level 100!

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Freaky circle of life!

Medieval times!

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I somehow didn’t realize it said Uber Eats instead of just Uber and just spent the last five minutes trying to figure out what was going to happen after the Uber driver arrived without a car.