No Racism! Hilarious Tweets By Black People, You Can’t Miss It!

I just saw a sub-reddit called Black People Twitter. Well, I was surprised. Earlier I wrote an article on White people being hilarious on Twitter. So, it's time to unveil the sarcastic and hilarious nature of black people on Twitter!

What’s your record?

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I thought that said “4 minutes 20 seconds” and was like “Damn, that’s good.” Then I saw what it actually said and realized just how trash I am at planks.

Have you watched Phineas and Ferb?

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I’m still low key tempted to make a Twitter just to follow him and see if he follows through. I freaking love Phineas & Ferb.

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What do we say to the God of beef? We say, not well done!

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You just know they slather it in ketchup too.

Alabama level 100!

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The revolution will not be telecasted on the TV,

You hate to see it

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Their girl? At that point, she’s OUR girl. PS: Sarcastic comment will be in the way,

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I don’t know why!

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FACT. I had an argument with my ex because he was all “OUR DAUGHTER IS NEVER HAVING SEX, I WILL BUY A SHOTGUN TO KEEP BOYS AWAY”

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Lil, don’t take any sh-ts!

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Horses In the back, horse tack is attached. He’s saying he has the horses ready for the getaway – all saddled up and ready to bug out.

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Lying indeed!

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It’s like dudes saying they f*ck only bad bitches yet I see a lot of girls out here pregnant.

Joey, is this you?

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Person: How old are you?
Me: Uhm… What year is it?
Person: 2019……
Me: simultaneously panicking and doing math

Talking to the wall!

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I saw a Reddit comment on this that says, “My mom pulled that shit too (we’re Puerto Rican) saying “you can get a tattoo when I’m dead.” So that’s exactly what I did.” Hahaha!

How much do you have?

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Can’t really think of a more valid opener for a late night talk show host.

I will jab that jaw!

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And then whisper that their suit fits their curves perfectly…

The comment is hilarious!

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The dude is a real dude! He’s already on the mission!

I feel you Shasha!

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But she’s literally a wealthy Instagram model. Someone care to explain to that child what “hard mode” is?

Parenting 101!

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In all honesty that will probably get the point across. They’re showing him how it feels, without crossing some kind of boundary. It’s not as if he is without shoes at all.