OMG! Woman Stuck In ‘Tinder Date’s Window Trying To Retrieve Her Poo

A Tinder date apparently went terribly wrong after a woman got stuck hanging upside down out a window – while allegedly trying to retrieve her own poo.

Wild Story

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Liam Smyth, a postgraduate sociology student from Bristol, created a GoFundMe page to raise money for a new window because it was broken when his date got stuck.

It was a hilarious incident.

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Smyth says he and the woman (who wants to remain anonymous) went to Nando’s on a Tinder date, and then went back to his house to drink wine and watch a Scientology documentary.

My God! How could she? Ewwwww….

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He says his date decided to go the toilet, she apparently decided to poop. Probably because she didn’t like the food that much!

Let’s see What happen next!

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When his date deciided to poop, the flush didn’t work and the poop didn’t get disposed. So she decided to poop in a bag, and then throw the bag out of the window.

In case you can’t see the bag of poop, we’ve labeled it.

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After she threw the bag, she didn’t realize is that due to what Smyth calls a “design quirk”, the poop didn’t travel very far, but got stuck in a gap between another window. Smyth said after he consulted his group chat he only saw one solution and that involved a hammer and a chisel.

His date is apparently is an amateur gymnast

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She the decided to remove it and she was convinced that she could reach into the window and retrieve the poop. However, she subsequently got stuck.

His date was determined to get the poop out…

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Even though she was stuck, she did apparently manage to remove the bag of poop. Smyth wrote: “She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.” Firefighters tweeted to say it had been an “eventful evening”.

Soon the fire brigade turned up.

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Smith said, “Unfortunately, although they rescued my date unharmed from what must have been a rather unpleasant confined space to find yourself in, in the process they had to completely destroy the window with their special fire tools. I’m not complaining, they did what they had to do.”

They were asked to give £300 to replace the window.

 

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After going viral, Smyth says he received offers to have his window replaced for free, and will be donating all the money raised via his GoFundMe.

People have called the entire situation the “wildest thing ever”.

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But Smith had no hard feelings against the girl, Smith said, “She’s a lovely girl – I’m not sure what’s going to happen – I’m really busy with my dissertation at the moment but I’d certainly be open to seeing her again.”


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