As we well know, money cannot buy intelligence. For the ones who think otherwise, we have a living proof – this dude who shelled out $3.7 million thinking he was going to have some naughty with a few famous celebrities.

First off, is that a real thing? Paying to have $ex with famous celebrities? Do you have to be in the Illuminati to participate or something or is this guy just a flat-out idiot? Let’s find out…

Celebrity – Megan Fox is one of the sexiest women in Hollywood.

Though being mother of three small boys this 30-year-old actor, model, and businesswoman knows how to make grown men swoon.

Model – Candice Swanepoel, is a South African model best known for her Victoria’s Secret runways.

This 28-year-old celeb has also modelled for the top brands in the world.

Super Star – 28-year-old Angelababy is a superstar in Hong Kong.

Angelababy found success as a model, singer, and actor, working since she was 14 years old.

These women are successful in their own fields and fans find them extremely beautiful.

It would only be natural for men to desire them. But most normal, well-balanced, mature guys would end their attraction with maybe their image on their screen saver, following them on social media, or catching their latest flick.

A Chinese businessman

A Chinese businessman, Yu ‘Martin’ Xu, wanted more than a signed autograph or a poster of these lovely ladies. Instead this man wanted to take these women to his bedroom and have $ex with them.

He didn’t want to fantasize…

Yu “Martin” Xu didn’t want to fantasize having $ex with Megan Fox, he wanted it to make it a reality.

He sought the services of Royal Court Escorts, a North ­Sydney-based agency.

Xu had to flash out $24,000 to just join the agency.


He was willing to pay this amount as the agency claimed they had high profile celebrities working under them, including the three women.

But to get Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel, and Angelababy, Xu would have to pay more than just the joining fee.

Yu ‘Martin’ Xu alleges he paid $3.7 million to a Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ from Hollywood actress Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Independence Day actress Angelababy but was stood up.

The Australia-based company promised Xu the women would be flown to anywhere in the world the businessman was at.

This should have been the first warning signal for Xu. What do you think?

‘It was agreed that if (Mr Xu) paid the sum of $3.7 million (the agency) would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services,’ Mr Xu’s statement of claim said.

The company’s 24-hour line was disconnected.

Mr Xu then alleges the agency stood him up, and despite making the payments he never met with the A-listers. Since Mr Xu made the payment, the escort agencies website is no longer active and the Twitter’s account last post was last updated on May 2014.

Xu has filed with the Supreme Court of New South Wales to sue and recoup his money.

The businessman is now going after the parent company, Nalwa Holdings, claiming breach of conduct, misleading and deceptive conduct, and unjust enrichment.

Royal Court Escorts also operated under different names.

Royal Court Royal Club, Billionaires Australia Escorts, and Sydney Escorts Services are just some of the names it went by. It offered escorts in locations like London, Dubai, Mumbai, Japan, Hong Kong, and France.