Scottish Comedian Limmy Giving Hilarious Life Advise

Life is not easy for everyone, if you want a solution for your problems then this might help you! The Scottish Comedian is here to advise your way through your problems. If the advise don't help at least they'll make you laugh! Read the article to know more.

Life is not easy for everyone, if you want a solution for your problems then this might help you! The Scottish Comedian is here to advise your way through your problems. If the advise don’t help at least they’ll make you laugh! Read the article to know more.

“Dear Limmy. Everyone is too career-focused in London, so dating isn’t their top priority. How am I supposed to find love in this crazy city?”

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Limmy: “Just stick to wanking, because eventually we all return to that anyway once we’re settled in and bored with the relationship. You don’t need anybody.”

“Dear Limmy, my girlfriend says she’s bored with our relationship and wants to break up with me. I’m gutted. How can I get her to stay?”

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Limmy: “Give her some money. £100, £200, £500, however much it takes. Just ask her “How much for you to stay?” That’s it, like a job. A couple of grand just to hang about or meet up during the week for a drink. That should do it.”