It’s hard for us plebs to imagine that the people we spend an unhealthy amount of time looking up to at some point had a regular job. At some point in their lives, these people were no different from us. So why did you end up in different places, you ask? Well, maybe that’s the question you should ask yourself.
1. Rihanna – Army Cadet
So she could probably wipe the floor with me. This isn’t doing my ego any favors.
2. George Clooney – Every Awful Job You Can Think Of
He sold women’s shoes, was a door-to-door insurance salesman, worked in construction, cut tobacco, stocked shelves, …
3. Johnny Depp – Telemarketer
Clearly, Johnny made just a single deal and after that talked the client out of it. Not saying he was awful at his work, but rather how about we all be happy he transformed into an on-screen star.
4. Andrew Garfield – Starbucks
I wonder if he got all the names wrong, too.
5. Chris Pratt and Channing Tatum – Stripper
Let me give you some time ladies to think about that. They didn’t strip in the same bar now, as per knowledge.
6. Kate Winslet – Sandwich Maker
Kate unquestionably was the most ravishing sandwich maker ever!
7. Hugh Jackman – Gym Teacher
Imagine my surprise when I found out that one of Hollywood’s fittest men really showed individuals how to do sports before turning into an on-screen character. I figure I may require treatment to recoup from this.
8. Megan Fox – Waitress
Wow, Megan must be the hottest and beautiful waitress ever!
9. Liam Neeson – Teacher
Well, he trained to be a teacher. That’s fine, he didn’t fully finish Obi-Wan’s training either. He turned out alright.
10. Brad Pitt – El Pollo Loco Mascot
I thought I’d complete with the best one. Regardless of how terrible your job is, you take a gander at people being fast food eatery mascots and think „thank God that is not my job”. Keep in mind next time: the person in that suit could be the next Brad Pitt.