These 12 Edinburgh Flukes Glaswegians Particularly Hate

Here we have some really lucky Edinburgh flukes that Glaswegians particularly hate. You're always saying you're cleverer than us, but clearly this isn't true.

7. When your shopping roads are longer than some

8. Do you even read what you write? WTF does “shan” mean?

9. Shockingly your transports don’t give any change, why?

Why can’t you just make our lives easier? To keep such an awkward sum, £1.60 as the transport charge? Clearly most people are going to end up paying £2. What are you doing with each one of those 40 ps?