Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True
"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."
“Based on a true story” means that the real event happened to a much less attractive person.
The most real thing I’ve ever read
Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays
— Jon (@jon_niblett) July 6, 2017
Remember where you come from and you’ll make it one day, son
You are forced to BUNDLE!
pay for a landline you never use and get annoyed on the rare occasion it rings
— eric (@ericsshadow) June 3, 2017
…only to answer it and find out that it’s a telemarketer.
6yo: What’s it like being a grown up?
ME: You know that feeling you get when you unwrap a present and it’s not what you wanted?
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) April 27, 2017
I laughed myself sad.