Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True

"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."

“Based on a true story” means that the real event happened to a much less attractive person.

The most real thing I’ve ever read

Remember where you come from and you’ll make it one day, son

You are forced to BUNDLE!

…only to answer it and find out that it’s a telemarketer.

Well written…


I laughed myself sad.