Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True

"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."

My dad says the same …

My dad says the same about video games or whatever yet he lets my sister buy new clothes ever 2nd day.

Paper or plastic “yes” smh

Booth seats are always comfier so the slight inconvenience is negligible.


Long as you do not get mad at a car for being black my car would resemble that.