Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True
"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."
My dad says the same …
My dad says the same about video games or whatever yet he lets my sister buy new clothes ever 2nd day.
Paper or plastic “yes” smh
"table or booth?"
me: we're done here
— James Broaddus (@TheOGJB) April 25, 2017
Booth seats are always comfier so the slight inconvenience is negligible.
ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man
ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 24, 2017
Long as you do not get mad at a car for being black my car would resemble that.