Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True

"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."

So what you’re saying is, you’re a child?

Respond by slapping said child in the face and kill their love of comedy from the start.


Throw it away. No one needs a treadmill that taunts you into thinking it’s a time machine. No one.

Don’t feel hung up on this particular situation

You want to block them but u know that it would just make u seem dramatic and then u start gaslighting yourself.