Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True
"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."
I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."
— The Dad (@thedad) March 10, 2017
Don’t tell anyone, but I do, too.
"Based on a true story" means that the real event happened to a much less attractive person.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) February 15, 2017
I guess the Trump movies will qualify on that ground…
Hahaaa this is Genius…
[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share]
ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) January 12, 2017
Is she in 4th grade now?