Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True

"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."

Cows, too

Don’t tell anyone, but I do, too.

*Coughs* *Coughs*

I guess the Trump movies will qualify on that ground…

Hahaaa this is Genius…

Is she in 4th grade now?