Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re Damn True

"Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays."

EVERY DAY ALL DAY

Just remember to whisper it before you answer the phone!

So true

SAME. Only the difference between the first and second is about ten minutes for me.

Facebook can never do worse to me

Facebook is reflecting your bad decisions back at you, forcing introspection, and that disturbs you.

 

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