Tweets By “God” Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! Amen.
People say that God is everywhere. There's a God in every human being. Well, this doesn't hold good atheist. The "Tweet Of God" tweets will make you laugh out loud as they're hilarious! Read the full story to discover that...
That’s like drawing squiggle!
I hope God acts on everything he says. Amen. And if you erase the Bible from the book it will be Holy Sh*t.
Amount of sad people in this world!
6.1K retweets as of now! Half of the world doesn’t follow God. So, the numbers are damn high!
Rachel stole Monica’s thunder!
And God doesn’t want the same. But wait, India has elections ahead. So no war for now!
Well, Well, Well!
Ronaldo fans:” Dude, what made you partial?” I think this is the reason he is our favorite god, Take over!
10% brain problem solved!
The other 90% of people rely you on God!. People: Please give me intelligence and blah blah things!
Evolution of species!
I’m 22 and disappointed. So, it’s okay for Charles Darwin to be disappointed at age 210!
The only reason why God has left the place!
God is looking at it from the sun’s side. Let us assume for his sake that much of the other side is sleeping.
Some people don’t understand comedy
Even Twitter understood that’s there are no violations of the Twitter rules. If we have to say, Twitter judged God and gave his mercy back!
Would you retweet?
Hell, No. But I like the tweet so retweeting is must or just like the tweet. That works! It seems every second person wants to go to heaven!
We like to blame!
Your tweets are keeping our life entertained along with all dramas in our life. Thank you, God!